AISubs v3.7
- I don't like it. - You don't like it?
I'm disappointed.
I don't know if it was a dream or not, but it's too sad.
- It's like a different video. - It's not a dream.
- No way! - No, no, no.
- Today's video has the most presents. - This is bad.
- It's over. - It's over.
I'm trying to do something.
People keep telling me I'm a flying tool, but I'm actually Niji's father.
- What?! - Actually...
- That's amazing. - But...
Don't you guys get married and start thinking about it, too?
- Well, we're at that age. - We're at that age.
I'll do a paternity test for you.
- It's unfortunate, but Niji's father is Shibata. - Shibata.
- I'm definitely older than you. - Yeah.
- I'll tell you now. - I'm not wrong, but I'm also angry.
- You're right. - That's amazing.
- I have a baby here, Yume. - Oh, it's a baby.
- She's strong! - She's strong!
- I'm going to do a paternity test for this baby. - Oh, I see.
- So, viewers, please watch these four playing with each other and cheer for them. - It might work.
- It might work if you take a picture with a child. - Why do you all have so many?
- I could've brought a real thing. - Don't say "real thing."
- Let's start with question one. - Okay.
Use these objects in front of you and make your baby, Yume, have fun.
- Oh... - It's simple.
- I'll pick one. - Okay.
- One, two, three... - Oh, there's a lot!
- There's a lot of things that aren't for babies. - Yeah.
- You can tell what's for babies in one go. - Oh, I see.
- It's a big deal. - Yeah.
- Oh, that's nice. - By the way, is there an answer for question one?
- There is an answer for question one. - Oh, there is!
- Oh, that's interesting. - Oh, this one.
- Oh, that's interesting. - Hey, baby, you can't speak normal words yet, can you?
- What is it? - This is a type of words you can only say "au" or "tsuku", right?
- "imo" - See? You can only say meaningless words.
- "Imo" does make sense. - "Imo" doesn't make sense, does it?
- Which one do you want to see? - "Ryo papa"
- Wow! "Ryo papa" - "Ryo papa"
Yume Pyon
- "Yume Pyon" - "Yume Pyon"
- This is how you make a sound.
- See? You can make a big sound. - You can make a big sound.
- Try pressing it.
- You are mean!
- You are amazing! You are good!
- You are amazing! You are good! You are good!
- You are good! - Thank you, "Ryo papa"!
Yes, I thought I would blame it by sound.
Did you enjoy the sound?
But it was more unpleasant than I thought.
How was it now?
I will tell you later, "pyon"!
Who is the next "papa", "pyon" ?
I've seen it before, but it's normal.
Would you like to try it first?
It's not normal at all.
"Shimegane papa", please "pyon"!
Yes!
Ah, ah, "Yui-chan"!
You are dangerous!
"Nya" "Nya"
"Sorene-chan papa" "Nya"
Ah! It hurts!
- What's wrong, "Yui-chan"? - She's jumping for now, isn't she?
Ah!
It came out of my mouth!
Ah!
"Uma-gado papa", please "pyon"!
Ah!
She is putting it up to her shoulders.
Ah!
(They're laughing at their own joke)
Why is that?
Thank you for today!
It didn't stick to me
I thought you'd be happy about it
I thought you'd laugh about it
If you show me that side of you, you'll be made fun of
I'm serious about it
I'm serious about it too
No, you're not serious about it
Why is that?
Please do your best, dad!
Yume-chan, Yume-chan, this is fun
This is fun, this is fun
This is fun!
Ouch!
Yume-chan, Yume-chan, Yume-chan
Yume-chan, don't drink too much!
Are you okay?
Ouch! Ouch!
Yume-chan, Yume-chan, Yume-chan
Well, that's about it
Thank you for today, dad and Yume-chan
I think it's good to feel like a breeze
I totally agree with you
It's pretty primitive
Okay, dad and Yume-chan, please
Dad and Yume-chan, please
Okay, second person
Dad and Yume-chan, please
Ouch! Ouch!
If it wasn't for Yume-chan...
Ouch! Ouch!
What is this?
Look at this
Okay, okay, okay
It looks like a baby's rattle
Okay
Okay, okay, okay
What is this?
Okay
This is noisy
Wow
If you want to see it, look over here
Look over here
Okay, dad and Yume-chan, please
Thank you for today, dad and Yume-chan
I also said something, but in the end, it's only me and dad
Okay, everyone, we have the scores
Let me announce them
5 out of 10
- Yo, dad - Yes
- 2 points - 2 points
That's low
That was a bit noisy
- How was it? - It was a bit noisy
The color "no harmony" was a bit...
Yeah, it was a pretty color
I think the focus point of sound is very good
Do you know a very famous song?
The song that makes you cry the most on the piano
I don't know that song
It's called "Give me that"
I think I've heard of it
So it's a piano song
Mushi-pyon
"Itte" (ouch)
It's because of that reaction
"Afro" is prohibited in front of babies
I see
Babies eat "afro"
They eat it without knowing it
First of all, "afro" is not good
"Afro"'s dad shouldn't say that
I see
I feel like it's a little early for menstruation
Tetsuya-pyon
Yes
"Tetsuya-pyon" gets 2 points!
Oh, it's low!
It's definitely low
It's low
I think the idea of a fan is very good
But if you cool your watch so much...
It's like a pediatric hospital
What makes babies happy?
What makes them happy is...
Their backs that haven't been touched yet
What are you talking about?
Tashimitsu-papa
Yes
It gets 3 points
I think the "ped bottle" which is like a "karakara"
Is also easy for babies to chase with their gaze
Yes, that's it "pyon"
Yes
I'll show you the correct answer "pyon"
Yes
Tashimitsu-papa
(The correct answer is "karakara")
what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what?
(The correct answer is "matsutake" "pickled carrots")
What?
Great!
AHAHAHAHAHA
He is very happy
You are doing great!
Is salt good?
In the bowl with salt?
What? What?
In the bowl with salt?
(A different answer)
AHAHAHA
You are laughing
Please explain
I did not know very well
First of all, why do you paint your face red?
Babies have poor eyesight, you know.
So bright colors are easy to recognize.
- Oh, I see. - That's one of the reasons.
This is a cheap name.
The sound of a penny multiplied by "sara sara" makes you have fun with the sound.
And what you didn't have enough of is to just hold you like this.
- Oh, I see. - Holding you like this...
It looked heavy and dull, you know.
- Hahaha! - It was really heavy.
- That was helpful. - Yes.
I'd like to give it back.
- We've improved a lot, haven't we? - Yeah.
- Here's the last question. - Okay.
Even though Yume-chan drank milk and was full,
- for some reason she started crying. - Yeah.
- How do we make her stop crying? - Yeah.
- That's what this test is about. - Wow.
- Can I go through the patterns first? - Okay.
- Oh, I see. - Oh, I see.
If I were to use that, it might be a set.
It might be a set.
- But if it's a set... - She'll cry, won't she?
- For now. - But...
- Yeah, she started crying. - She started crying!
- It's not over yet. - Hey, Ezra is crazy.
- Ezra is crazy, is he going to be okay? - He's crying a lot.
- What's wrong with him? - Maybe he's hungry.
- Isn't this an eternal massacre? - It's an eternal massacre.
- It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! - It's a woman!
- Are you going to eat it? - Give it back!
Give it back!
- Give it back! - He's crazy.
- Give it back! - He's too crazy.
- Give it back! - Oh no! Oh no!
- What is this? - Give it back!
- Give it back!
- Really, stop it! - Does she naturally cry?
- Naturally. - Yes.
- A motorcycle project defense movie. - What?
- Daddy! - What's going on?
- Yume! - Yume!
- I'm your dad, so don't go. - Shut up.
(Laughter)
It's a rebellious period.
(Laughter)
I don't know how you feel about it.
(Laughing)
I know you don't like it.
I'll give you 8 points.
Shall we go?
Let's go.
Yume-chan, Yume-chan!
Sora-hiro is here!
Sora-hiro!
Yume-chan, Yume-chan!
You used to be in my stomach.
Remember this.
(Laughing)
It's over!
There is a rumor that the sound of poison is similar when it is in the stomach.
Well, poison is especially like that.
If you wake up the memories in your stomach, you can stop crying.
Wow, it's a little difficult.
No, four points!
Wow!
I hit it like that, but I got four points.
There is no limit.
I can only win.
Also, if you get the baby in good shape, it will be soft.
Oh, I see.
It's like "kyuuu"
(Laughing)
It's like "merry-go-round".
I'm scared.
(Crying)
Please cry.
(Crying)
Oh, no!
(Crying)
You want to vomit, don't you?
In between?
If you put it in between, it doesn't make sense.
(Crying)
(Vomiting)
(Laughing)
You just vomited, didn't you?
You vomited, didn't you?
(Vomiting)
What's wrong with you?
You vomited, didn't you?
(Vomiting)
Isn't it this direction?
Well, it's possible.
Three points!
Wow!
When you're really vomiting, you have to stand up.
It's impossible.
Standing up is the main thing.
(Laughing)
You're such a spin hero.
(Vomiting)
(Ding)
Well, I'm sorry, dad.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
I want to believe in you.
I'll sing you a song.
Even if it's not a capella.
(Vomiting)
(Laughing)
He's looking up at his nipples and putting on fake eyelashes.
(Vomiting)
Do you understand so far?
But you're not sleeping, are you?
You're doing this addiction without sleeping.
(Laughing)
(Singing)
I want to do a lot of things.
I want to eat a lot of things.
(Laughing)
(Singing)
(Laughing)
(Singing)
(Laughing)
You just sang a song, didn't you?
(Singing)
(Laughing)
You're bad.
(Laughing)
No, I'm...
I was too playful.
(Laughing)
I'm playful.
I want to give you full marks for this.
(Laughing)
I'm not good at it.
I think it's the strongest in elementary school.
(Laughing)
It's for elementary school students.
I should have known the meaning of it.
I haven't studied enough.
Somehow, you two look alike.
(Vomiting)
You've been together for a while.
Can you show me the answer?
It'll be helpful from now on.
Okay.
Which one is it?
(Vomiting)
I don't know what it is.
What's going to happen?
Vomiting is noisy, isn't it?
(Vomiting)
(Singing)
(Vomiting)
What were you doing?
A plastic bag sounds like the sound of the earth.
This sound.
But it was almost the sound of a hair dryer.
The sound of a hair dryer can also go to your ears.
If you feel something like this, you can go to your ears.
If you put it on your ears, it will automatically complete the baby's sense of smell.
Then, in the world, do you have the image that your favorite music is playing in your school?
But it is said that punk rock works.
So now, Shibayu didn't go crazy on his own.
That's right.
I'm kidding.
It's a video, isn't it?
I have normal knowledge.
That's right.
I had a lot of fun.
That's all.
Thank you very much.
So, the score is...
Two and four, so six?
Two and four?
Three and five, right?
Five is also correct.
Five.
Then, Mr. Mushi, you will come and babysit me in private.
It's not a good punishment game.
I'd rather study.
I'm happy.
Because you are cute.
It's really rare for me to have a wife.
Please love me because you love me.
I hope you grow up.
Who will be next?
You're a senior, aren't you?
Who will be next?
I'll go ahead and wait for you.
Mr. Mushi is growing up with you, isn't he?
Yumei-chan, thank you for today.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you, Yumei-chan.
Thank you for your hard work.
Yumei-chan, what are you doing?
You did a good job.
She is cute.
Is it over?
You did a good job.
Thank you for your hard work.
Maybe it's still spinning.
It was bad.
Sorry.